{"id":38,"date":"2001-09-20T21:37:19","date_gmt":"2001-09-21T01:37:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog-test\/?p=38"},"modified":"2001-09-20T21:37:19","modified_gmt":"2001-09-21T01:37:19","slug":"block_lawrence_2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/2001\/09\/block_lawrence_2\/","title":{"rendered":"Block, Lawrence: (204) The Topless Tulip Caper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"5815270\"><\/a> <a name=\"link_5815270\"><\/a> <\/p>\n<p><strong>Lawrence Block&#8217;s <cite>The Topless Tulip Caper<\/cite><\/strong> is an affectionate homage to Rex Stout&#8217;s Nero Wolfe\/Archie Goodwin books. Chip Harrison (first seen in <a href=\"http:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/2001\/08\/block_lawrence\/\"><cite>No Score<\/cite><\/a>, a non-mystery) has been hired by Leo Haig, reclusive genius detective, to be his Archie:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Simon What&#8217;s-his-name&#8212;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Barckover.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Barckover, right.&#8221; I was supposed to remember things like Barckover&#8217;s last name, Haig had told me, just as I was supposed to be able to repeat all conversations verbatim. If Archie Goodwin can do something, I&#8217;m supposed to train myself to do it, too. (Sometimes, let me tell you, Archie Goodwin gives me a stiff pain.) &#8220;Barckover,&#8221; I said again, carefully training my memory. &#8220;And Andrew Merganser&#8212;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You mean Mallard.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I knew it was some kind of duck. The hell with Archie Goodwin, anyway.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Indeed, Haig&#8217;s hired Chip in part because Chip&#8217;s a writer: &#8220;If it weren&#8217;t for Dr. Watson, he says, who would have heard of Sherlock Holmes? If Archie Goodwin never sat down at a typewriter, who would be aware of Nero Wolfe? Anyway, that&#8217;s why he hired me, to make Leo Haig The Detective a household phrase, and that&#8217;s how come you get to read all this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The first half or so of the book is quite amusing, laying out the conceit of the book and introducing the characters. (It&#8217;s a murder of tropical fish, which turns into a murder of a person. Did I mention that fish : Haig :: orchids : Nero Wolfe?) The second half is less so, as the freshness wears off. I think the weird little interlude with Ruthellen marked the turning point for me; I was going to say that it left a bad taste in my mouth, but that would be a really unfortunate phrase, so I&#8217;ll just say that I found it unpleasant. (There was something like it in <cite>No Score<\/cite>, which I forgot to mention then. Chip, perhaps because he&#8217;s a 1970s kind of guy, has an attitude towards sex that I&#8217;m just not so comfortable with.)<\/p>\n<p>More importantly, as the book goes on Haig gets more and more like Nero Wolfe, which just points up the inescapable fact: Chip Harrison is no Archie Goodwin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lawrence Block&#8217;s The Topless Tulip Caper is an affectionate homage to Rex Stout&#8217;s Nero Wolfe\/Archie Goodwin books. Chip Harrison (first seen in No Score, a non-mystery) has been hired by Leo Haig, reclusive genius detective, to be his Archie: &#8220;Simon What&#8217;s-his-name&#8212;&#8221; &#8220;Barckover.&#8221; &#8220;Barckover, right.&#8221; I was supposed to remember things like Barckover&#8217;s last name, Haig &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/2001\/09\/block_lawrence_2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Block, Lawrence: (204) The Topless Tulip Caper&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,54,6],"tags":[141],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-chip-harrison","category-mystery","tag-block-lawrence"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}