{"id":476,"date":"2006-12-28T19:35:44","date_gmt":"2006-12-28T19:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog-test\/?p=476"},"modified":"2024-02-23T21:16:59","modified_gmt":"2024-02-24T02:16:59","slug":"santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/2006\/12\/santa\/","title":{"rendered":"Crusie, Jennifer, Lori Foster, and Carly Phillips: <cite>Santa Baby<\/cite>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought the romance anthology <strong><cite>Santa Baby<\/cite><\/strong> because Jennifer Crusie has a novella in it. Knowing that the other two stories would look really flat in comparison to Crusie&#8217;s, I tried reading Lori Foster and Carly Phillips&#8217; contributions first.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t make it through even chapter one of Foster&#8217;s story, &#8220;Christmas Bonus&#8221;: I found its prose stilted, its characters insufficiently engaging (especially since the heavy breathing started right away), and its plot annoying&mdash;and worse, it could have been an interesting inversion of gender stereotypes if it had gone the other direction (I flipped to the end to check). I did finish Phillips&#8217; story, &#8220;Naughty Under the Mistletoe,&#8221; but it was more out of habit than anything, and I won&#8217;t remember a thing about it in a week. Its prose was a bit awkward, but more importantly, it failed to overcome the problem inherent in short stories within the romance genre: unless your characters knew each other already, it&#8217;s really hard to convincingly portray their falling in love in such a short space.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, Crusie&#8217;s story, &#8220;Hot Toy,&#8221; was as fun as I expected. I mean, how can I resist a story that starts with a character searching desparately for a Christmas toy called a &#8220;Major MacGuffin&#8221;? The explanation given for the MacGuffin is, of course, not in the least sensible, but who cares, because this is pure distilled Crusie goodness: funny, fast, and energetic, with family and a consistent and satisfying emotional theme.<\/p>\n<p> (Not reading the back cover of the book made this story a different, and I think mildly better, experience, as I was in the same state of ignorance about something as the point-of-view character. Of course, now that I&#8217;ve said that, anyone with the book is automatically going to look at the back cover, so never mind.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought the romance anthology Santa Baby because Jennifer Crusie has a novella in it. Knowing that the other two stories would look really flat in comparison to Crusie&#8217;s, I tried reading Lori Foster and Carly Phillips&#8217; contributions first. I couldn&#8217;t make it through even chapter one of Foster&#8217;s story, &#8220;Christmas Bonus&#8221;: I found its &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/2006\/12\/santa\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Crusie, Jennifer, Lori Foster, and Carly Phillips: <cite>Santa Baby<\/cite>&#8220;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,12],"tags":[182,216,345],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-romance","tag-crusie-jennifer","tag-foster-lori","tag-phillips-carly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2849,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions\/2849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}