{"id":80,"date":"2002-01-03T20:49:52","date_gmt":"2002-01-04T01:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog-test\/?p=80"},"modified":"2002-01-03T20:49:52","modified_gmt":"2002-01-04T01:49:52","slug":"pratchett_terry_3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/2002\/01\/pratchett_terry_3\/","title":{"rendered":"Pratchett, Terry: (27) The Last Hero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"8390016\"><\/a> <a name=\"link_8390016\"><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>What an odd damn holiday. It was the sort of thing the phrase &#8220;mixed bag&#8221; was invented to describe, or to put it another way, it was rather like the little girl: when it was good, it was very good, but when it was bad, it was awful. Which, for these purposes, boils down to: I didn&#8217;t have much time to read. (I also didn&#8217;t have net access, so this is going to be a long entry [ed.: split up for import into MT].)<\/p>\n<p>I did read one of my Christmas presents, <strong>Terry Pratchett&#8217;s <cite>The Last Hero<\/cite><\/strong>, beautifully and richly illustrated by Paul Kidby (not to be confused with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.us.lspace.org\/art\/joshkirby.html\" title=\"L-Space page on Josh Kirby\">Josh Kirby<\/a>, the recently-deceased artist who did many of the UK Discworld covers). This is a much better story than the other recent Discworld book, <a href=\"http:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/2001\/11\/pratchett_terry_1\/\"><cite>The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents<\/cite><\/a>, though I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s because this one actually <em>is<\/em> about the end of the world (again). This time, the end is nigh because Cohen the Barbarian and the Silver Horde (a handful of very old, and therefore very <em>skilled<\/em>, heroes, last seen conquering the Agatean Empire), have decided that it&#8217;s time to return fire to the gods&#8212;with interest.<\/p>\n<p>A mix of familiar characters from Ankh-Morpork are drafted to stop him, leading to such conversations as this one:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8216;What is that on your badge, Captain Carrot?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Mission motto, sir,&#8217; said Carrot cheerfully. &#8216;<cite>Morituri Nolumus Mori<\/cite>. Rincewind suggested it.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I imagine he did,&#8217; said Lord Vetinari, observing the wizard coldly. &#8216;And would you care to give us a colloquial translation, Mr Rincewind?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Err .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;&#8216; Rincewind hestitated, but there really was no escape. &#8216;Er .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. roughly speaking, it means, &#8220;We who are about to die don&#8217;t want to,&#8221; sir.&#8217;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>There are moving bits among the silliness, and a nice clean plot, too. The book is fairly short&#8212;160 lavishly-illustrated, coffee-table-sized pages&#8212;but just the right length for the story. What&#8217;s more, the detailed illustrations add another layer, one that could not adquately be conveyed by text alone; just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulkidby.com\/postcards\/index.html\">the picture of Death with the kitten<\/a> (link to postcard page [*]) is priceless, but the painting of the swamp dragons and the excerpts from Leonard&#8217;s notebooks are great, too (&#8220;Clothing of the Empty Void: Mk 1.0 Rincewind. Converted pearl Diving Helmet with Simple Pressure Gauge (if eyeholes turn red, head has exploded).&#8221;). This is great stuff, though probably not for those new to Discworld. (Try <cite>Small Gods<\/cite> for that.)<\/p>\n<p>[*] If you go to &#8220;Originals,&#8221; you can see a few more pictures from the book. I didn&#8217;t link straight to that page because it, like much of the rest of the site, has annoying and unnecessary Java applets. (And I won&#8217;t link to the site&#8217;s front page because the navigation options from that end are truly terrible.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What an odd damn holiday. It was the sort of thing the phrase &#8220;mixed bag&#8221; was invented to describe, or to put it another way, it was rather like the little girl: when it was good, it was very good, but when it was bad, it was awful. Which, for these purposes, boils down to: &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/2002\/01\/pratchett_terry_3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Pratchett, Terry: (27) The Last Hero&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,64,15],"tags":[350],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-discworld","category-sf-and-fantasy","tag-pratchett-terry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steelypips.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}