Gaiman, Neil: (101-111) Sandman (Preludes and Nocturnes through through The Dream Hunters)

No space opera after all; I was still a little out of sorts after moving and decided to re-read for some quality melodrama. Had narrowed it down to either Last Call, Look to Windward, or Neil Gaiman’s Sandman, and decided on the latter (I’ve re-read Last Call pretty recently, and Look to Windward was a little more slow-moving than I was in the mood for; also, I read the British version pre-September 11, and I’m not sure how it would read now). It was a good choice; it’s been a while since I read the entire series at once, and it’s an emotionally rich enough work to allow quality wallowing. [Warning: long post ahead.]

The series begins with the collection Preludes and Nocturnes. The story arc is pretty simple: Dream of the Endless (sometimes called Morpheus) is captured, imprisoned for decades, and then released from his confinement; he must locate tools that were taken from him and re-establish his realm. The early nature of this work is clear, as Gaiman hadn’t yet started stretching the boundaries of the genre as he did in later issues. (Also, I dislike the art of the first few issues.) It is interesting to re-read this now; later issues pick up some themes and events in a way that makes clear that, despite being a monthly comic stretching over 75 issues, Sandman is still governed by a coherent overall story arc. And I’d forgotten that parts of this are genuinely scary. Still worth reading, but not necessarily where I’d recommend people start.

The next collection is The Doll’s House. (Note that issue 8, “The Sound of Her Wings,” is reprinted in both Preludes and Nocturnes and The Doll’s House; it’s one of the more popular issues and introduces Dream’s big sister Death, a cheery goth chick who quotes Mary Poppins and tells Dream to grow up.) This story doesn’t really come into focus until near the end, but it involves Dream continuing to rebuild his realm and an external threat to the Dreaming. (It also includes the infamous issue set in a serial killer convention.) There are two stand-alone issues included in this, “Tales in the Sand” and “Men of Good Fortune,” which have nothing to do with the arc of The Doll’s House proper. They do come at this point in the series for a reason, though: the fundamental story of Sandman is to what extent Morpheus’s emotions and ways of relating change as a result of his captivity. The contrast between the two stand-alone issues in The Doll’s House, like the resolution of this story arc, begins to suggest this progression.

Next is the first short story collection, Dream Country. This contains four stories, together with a script (what the author actually writes in the process of making a comic). The first, “Calliope,” strikes me as something that would be impossible to tell outside of fantasy: a man suffers from writer’s block and bargains with an aging writer for his muse. Which is an actual Muse, Calliope, youngest of the nine, captured decades ago in Greece and imprisoned since. If you tried to tell that kind of story in “realistic” fiction, it would be the worst kind of clumsy allegory: but here it’s simple drama, as Calliope suffers and is eventually released. It’s not the best story in Sandman, but it begins to make more explicit the themes of story, compassion, and imprisonment, boundaries, and rules that run throughout.

Two of the other stories, “A Dream of a Thousand Cats” and “Facade,” are enjoyable but not particularly noteworthy. (Okay. “Facade” is noteworthy for being the first issue of Sandman to not feature the Sandman.) The other, though, deserves special mention: “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” won a World Fantasy Award for short story (a juried award), after which the rules were changed to exclude comics from consideration. (I believe something similar happened when John M. Ford’s poem “Winter Solstice, Camelot Station” won the same award, but I’m not sure.) The strangest people have read this issue: for instance, my Classics professor in college told me that an Elizabethan studies colleague of his brought it in and passed it around the department. It is the tale of the very first performance of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, played on Wendel’s Mound for the faerie court. It’s gorgeously illustrated by Charles Vess (who also did the art for Stardust) and entirely an elegant and slightly melancholy telling.

The next story arc is Season of Mists, which in my opinion is where the series really begins to hit its stride. This is where Chad started reading the series, and it’s a good place for it, as it stands alone pretty well. Dream has a ten-thousand-year-old mistake thrown in his face: condemning a lover to Hell for eternity because she hurt your pride—not cool. He determines to release Nada (first seen in “Tales in the Sand” in The Doll’s House) from Hell, not an easy task since Dream earlier incurred Lucifer’s enmity. He goes to Hell, and is  . . . somewhat surprised by what he finds there.

Season of Mists has a number of lovely touches, such as the chapter headings (my favorite of which is, “ . . . and in which it is demonstrated that while some may fall, others are pushed”), and enjoyable portrayals of different pantheons. It also formally introduces us to the six remaining Endless in a lovely series of half-page pictures overlaid with prose. First we met Desire, who “smells almost subliminally of summer peaches, and casts two shadows: one black and sharp-edged, the other translucent and forever wavering, like heat haze,” and Despair, Desire’s twin, who “says little, and is patient.” Next we are introduced to Destiny, “the oldest of the Endless; in the Beginning was the Word, and it was traced by hand on the first page of his book, before ever it was spoken aloud”; Delirium, who “once was Delight[;] even today her eyes are badly matched: one eye is a vivid emerald green, spattered with silver flecks that move; her other eye is vein blue”; and Dream, who “accumulates names to himself like others make friends; but [who] permits himself few friends.” The last panel says, quite simply, “And then there is Death.” You can’t get that kind of effect with text alone. (I must also note that Death is the only one of the Endless who gets normal, unornamented speech balloons.)

I determined to re-read the series in the order it was published, which took me next to three stories collected in Fables and Reflections, which I mentally dub “the late summer sequence”: “Thermidor” (July, in the French Revolutionary calendar), “August,” and “Three Septembers and a January.” The best of these is “Three Septembers . . . “, which introduced me to the Emperor Norton, but the most significant is “Thermidor,” in which we learn that Orpheus (still living as a talking head, centuries after being torn apart by the Bacchante) is Dream’s son, though they are estranged.

After that came the sequence A Game of You, which I’ve always been somewhat ambivalent about. For one, it contains the issue with the worst art in Sandman; it appears to have been done by an emergency replacement for the artist who penciled and inked the rest of the sequence, and it’s just bad. Mostly, I’m troubled by the plot in ways that the introduction to the collection touches on but does not, for me, satisfactorily resolve. (Allow me to say here that none of the introductions should be read first if you don’t like spoilers.) Events in The Doll’s House continue to have repercussions, both for the characters involved in it and for an outpost of the Dreaming; identities are constructed, deconstructed, and painfully shored up against the world; and Dream makes an most unwise acquaintance.

Next are the rest of the stories collected in Fables and Reflections—on no account believe the order listed in the back of some of my collections and read Brief Lives after A Game of You. “The Hunt,” “Soft Places,” and “The Parliament of Rooks” are all vignettes about story telling (what else?). I particularly like “The Parliament of Rooks,” in which Eve, Cain, and Abel take turns telling stories to Daniel, a child gestated in dreams (in The Doll’s House). Somewhere in here comes “Orpheus”; it was originally published as a “Sandman Special,” so I’m not sure precisely when it was published. As far as I’m aware, it’s a fairly straightforward retelling of the myth, except for the appearance of the Endless. Finally, there’s my favorite issue of the series, “Ramadan” (which technically comes after Brief Lives); it is an insanely gorgeous tale of Baghdad, city of cities, in the days of its glory, and the bargain its king makes with Morpheus. P. Craig Russell’s art is amazing, intricate and jewel-like in its colors, and the tale brims with casual wonders like “the Other Egg of the Phoenix (For the Phoenix when its time comes to die lays two eggs, one black, one white; From the white egg hatches the Phoenix-bird itself, when its time is come, But what hatches from the black egg no one knows).” If anyone had to read just one issue of Sandman, I’d recommend it be this one.

The next story arc is Brief Lives, where we cross over a certain line: before this, a reader could pick up any one of the collections and start reading without problem. Brief Lives starts an arc that runs for the rest of the series and should be read in order, preferably after reading some of the earlier volumes. Delirium, fearful of change, decides to seek out the missing Endless, Destruction, and Dream agrees to accompany her for his own reasons. However, as is pointed out late in the collection, “You cannot seek Destruction and return unscathed.” Quite a lot of people are scathed in this quest tale that is also a mediation on change and mortality, and the peak of Sandman‘s overall story arc; more than that I cannot say, except to note that Delirium is a lot cuter and less scary than in her first appearances. (And very quotable. “Someone brought me a flower once, clandestinely. That means I don’t know who it was. And I never saw the flower, either. Maybe they never brought it at all.”)

World’s End is an anthology of tales told during a reality storm, a fundamental change in time and space and myth that strands travelers from many disparate places in the Inn at the End of All Worlds. The art for these stories is particularly apropos for the tales and works very well. Many of the tales are about cities: a creepy little Lovecraftian thing, very clean and spare; a diplomatic mission of Cluracan of Faerie to the city of Aurelia, sadly fallen from its greatness; and my favorite, a story set in Litharge, the Necropolis, a city devoted entirely to funeral rites. There’s also a sea story, in which we see Hob Gadling once again (initially seen in “Men of Good Fortune” all the way back in The Doll’s House), and a strange tale about a destined President of America (apparently an old DC character). The collection ends by setting the stage for the final arc, The Kindly Ones. I don’t think this has the highest density of really excellent stories, but in a way this is the quintessential Sandman collection in its format of nested stories within stories (I think the most levels it gets up to is four).

And then there is The Kindly Ones, the culmination of the long tale about Morpheus since his release from imprisonment, the changes in his character and the consequences of his actions. Many people hate the art for this, but I think it’s quite fitting. This arc is long and brilliant and moving, and that’s about all I can say about it without giving away more than I’d want to. The wrapping-up of the series is done in The Wake, which does an excellent job, especially considering the amount of story that has gone before. “Ramadan” is my favorite single issue, but the later volumes of the series just keep getting better and better.

The Dream Hunters is an illustrated novella with Dream, but is not part of the overall Sandman arc, being written several years after the comic’s conclusion. It’s a fairly faithful retelling of a Japanese fairy tale, gorgeously illustrated by Yoshitaka Amano. However, I’m a Westerner at heart, and so often have trouble with the shape of Asian narratives; this is no exception. I’d say this is only for the die-hard Sandman fan.

What does all of my verbiage boil down to? Neil Gaiman is a fabulously inventive teller of tales, and Sandman currently stands as his masterpiece. I hope he someday does something to match it (American Gods isn’t it, in my opinion), but if he doesn’t, Sandman is a life work to be proud of. Go read it, unless you know from experience you are completely incapable of reading comics.

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Ford, John M.: “110 Stories”

I’m in the middle of re-reading Sandman, but I must just say that John M. Ford is a genius. But you all knew that already.

From “110 Stories” [edited to say: now pointing to a new link with more bandwidth; please follow suit]:

The steel turns red, the framework starts to go.
Jacks clasp Jills’ hands and step onto the sky.
The noise was not like anything you know.
Stand still, he said, and watch a building die.
There’s no one you can help above this floor.
We’ve got to hold our breath. We’ve got to climb.
Don’t give me that; I did this once before.
The firemen look up, and know the time.

[ And please, if you must forward copies (instead of links, as would be proper), don’t forward without attribution (as Teresa Nielsen Hayden rightly points out). ]

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Doyle, Debra, and James D. Macdonald: (02) Starpilot’s Grave; (03) By Honor Betray’d; (05) The Long Hunt

Re-read the rest of the Mageworlds books, Starpilot’s Grave, By Honor Betray’d, and The Long Hunt, all of which pose plot-related problems of various degrees for me. Starpilot’s Grave and By Honor Betray’d are the direct sequels to The Price of the Stars, and are the story of the Second Magewar. These are probably my favorite books of the series, space opera at its finest. Doyle and Macdonald are very good at managing suspenseful action on disparate fronts, keeping even minor characters real, and pulling the occasional cool rabbit out of their hats. I have no idea how well-known these books actually are, but I’m sure it’s less than they deserve. If I sound insufficiently enthused about them, chalk it up to the lingering effects of moving and go out and get yourself a copy of The Price of the Stars all the same.

The Long Hunt is set a generation later, when some of the initial protagonists’ offspring go wandering and find, make, and solve all kinds of trouble—including some left over from the war. I’m quite fond of this one for the characters; while Jens and Faral aren’t quite as fun as their parents, it’s really nice to see more of Bindweed, Blossom, Mael Taleion, and particularly Klea Santreny, who I really like. However, I started out this post by saying that all of these have plot problems of some sort, and this one’s problem is that I can just never remember the plot. This time I even read the end first to see if that would help, and well, it didn’t. I have no idea if it’s something about the book or just me, but it doesn’t interfere with my enjoyment all that much, so I shall not lose any sleep over it.

The plot problems with the other two require serious, book-destroying spoilers to discuss, which I will put in separate files in case anyone who’s already read them is curious. In short: the later A Working of Stars is inconsistent with Starpilot’s Grave, in a way that could be explained, but requires further information—even more reason to want the story of the intervening years. By Honor Betray’d has an apparent contradiction in a crucial scene at the end that I’ve just never been able to reconcile, which is a pity, because it’s a really cool scene. Obviously these don’t ruin my enjoyment of the books, since I’ve just urged you all to read them, but if anyone wants to explain them to me, that would be great.

Next up: more big chewy space opera, because it’s nominally vacation, after all, and I’m still in the mood.

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Doyle, Debra, and James D. Macdonald: (01) The Price of the Stars; [meta] 1 year booklog anniversary

Just a brief note to say that even when I’m distracted and perpetually short on sleep, Debra Doyle and James Macdonald’s The Price of the Stars is still great fun. I remembered much less of it than I thought, particularly the link to A Working of Stars, which rather smacked me in the face once I turned the relevant page. I’m quite looking forward to the next two books, which twist things around even more, but between moving and revisions on my Note [*], I doubt I’ll have the chance to get started on it this week.

[*] Law speak for a relatively short, student-authored journal article.

This is, however, the one year anniversary of the book log, so I shall put my revisions aside for another moment in honor of the occasion. Tallying up the index is a bit of a subjective endeavour, but I make it 151 items—a couple short stories and a few multi-novel anthologies, but mostly novels. Which comes out to one book about every two and a half days, though my reading pace hasn’t been at all even this year.

Of the new-to-me things I read this past year, the following are my favorites:

(It’s much easier to do a best-of-year list than a best-of list, because you’re forced to leave so many things off right at the start.)

And yes, I still enjoy keeping a book log, even when my brain is fried. Speaking of which, more revising awaits . . .

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Doyle, Debra, and James D. Macdonald: (04) The Gathering Flame

Back when I re-read The Stars Asunder and read A Working of Stars, I decided to re-read the rest of Doyle and Macdonald’s Mageworlds books in internal chronological order. Partly, I was curious to see how Arekhon’s character changed over time, and partly I wanted to see if I could spot any descendants from or influences of characters in A Working of Stars. Mostly, though, I just like the chronologically-later ones better.

Yesterday I re-read The Gathering Flame, which is the prequel to The Price of the Stars et al. (reviewed elsewhere on this site). Though this is set during the First Magewar, it would be inaccurate to say that it was the story of the war; rather, it’s the story of Jos Metadi, Perada Rosselin, and Errec Ransome, who are in some senses the key figures of their generation on their side of the interstellar gap. (Arekhon, in his later persona, isn’t that prominent in this volume.) You could probably read this standing alone, but I think it would be a somewhat weird experience; it shows the beginning of the war, and some key events along the way, but ends well before the war does—I think. (That’s one of the things I have to look for in my further re-reading.) The arcs of the characters’ stories are at a good resting place, and the seeds of the victory have been sown—but if you didn’t already care about these people from reading the first three (published) Mageworlds books, I honestly don’t know how it would read. Again, I recommend publication order.

It’s also more fun reading these in publication order, because The Gathering Flame provides background for the first three, explains a number of mysteries (including one that should have been a mystery to me, had I thought of it, but was blindingly obvious once it showed up in this book), and adds a number of dramatic layers to later events. The Gathering Flame is also a less cheery book than the first three, as might be expected given the description of the plot. I’m quite looking forward to starting in on The Price of the Stars next, for these reasons and because, when all’s said and done, I still like the characters in that sub-series the best.

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Fforde, Jasper: (01) The Eyre Affair

And now that the bar’s over, I get to read for actual long periods of time. Talk about luxury—I read an entire book yesterday, Jasper Fforde’s The Eyre Affair, which I’d started over graduation weekend but never had the time to finish.

I really wanted to like this, but it ended up feeling somewhat flat. Granted, that may be my fault; I was really tired, since my grand plan to sleep until noon yesterday was foiled by, first, waking up on the uncomfortable living room couch (apparently it was so hot that night I slept-walked to a room with a ceiling fan), and second, smelling Chad’s toast and realizing I was too hungry to sleep, even though I was back in bed. Also, it was still really hot—it’s no coincidence I finished this in the doctor’s office, which was air-conditioned. At any rate, I think the problem is that the narrator is the wrong kind of deadpan for me to feel involved in the story. There’s still great silly bits in the background, but overall I never cared all that much. I’ll read the next one when it comes out, but I was still distinctly underwhelmed.

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Westlake, Donald E.: (08) Don’t Ask

Well, the bar’s over, thankfully, and now I have time to both write and read. Though, actually, I got an entire book read during the bar itself, Donald E. Westlake’s Don’t Ask. They at least give you long lunches on the two exam days, and a Dortmunder novel was just right to keep me relaxed during that time. Chad describes it at length on his book log, and the only thing I have to add to his post is that this is also one of my favorite Dortmunders (though I think my favorite is still What’s the Worst that Could Happen?).

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Stout, Rex: (16) Three Doors to Death

So there I was, minding my own business, dutifully doing practice bar exam questions, when I come across this one:

When Sandra graduated from high school, her elderly Aunt Mildred asked her to come and live with her in the large, three-story brownstone owned by Mildred in Manhattan. Mildred . . . needed assistance in caring for the several thousand orchids she cultivated in her rooftop greenhouse [and orally promised Sandra that she would leave Sandra everything if Sandra came and helped her].

At which point I put a little (!) in the margin.

Two paragraphs later, I read

Mildred had devised her orchids to a Nero Wolfe, also residing in Manhattan, and [everything else to Mildred’s daughter]. When Sandra refused to vacate the brownstone or surrender the orchids, Cramer, now representing Mildred’s daughter, brought action for possession of the house.

Which, clearly, was A Sign that it was time for me to take a break and write up the most recent Wolfe anthology I’d read, Three Doors to Death. (Or maybe I was just sick of law. The last days of studying for the bar exam seem to consist, for me, of wild veering between confidence, panicked despair, and being so sick of law as to not care any more. Never fear, I’m not going to chuck it all; I will be brief.) Alas, these are not actual New York bar questions, but ones written by a bar review course.

Three Doors to Death is far more satisfactory than Trouble in Triplicate, fortunately. Ignoring the slightly awkward introductory note, it opens with “Man Alive,” in which a man who faked his suicide comes back to life and is promptly murdered (of course). It features a truly lovely bit of pure deduction by Wolfe, who figures out the solution and browbeats proof out of a witness in something like half an hour, with impressively little in the way of facts to go on. We are also given Archie’s age: 32 in 1947; that would make him sixty in the last book, A Family Affair, published in 1975. He’s a very sprightly sexagenarian . . .

In “Omit Flowers,” the second story, a once-brilliant cook has been charged with murder, and Marko Vukcic has enlisted his friend Nero to get him cleared. It has a great Archie-being-clever section, which makes up for the forced title, and the very Archie line,

Never to find yourself in a situation where you have to enter a big department store is one of the minor reasons for not getting married. I guess it would also be a reason for not being a detective.

(I was moderately traumatized by the whole wedding registry experience.)

The last story, “Door to Death,” is in my opinion only so-so. It takes considerably less genius to solve a murder by poking a stick into an ant hill, and I’m not as amused as I used to be by Wolfe’s reaction to the outdoors. I was interested to note that it isn’t just Wolfe who believes in keeping people in the dark, though. For all that Archie bitches when Wolfe won’t tell him what’s going on, he was perfectly happy to leave us unenlightened about the plan until it was executed. Not that there’s very much suspense about what’s going to happen, but I found it amusing nevertheless.

Oh, in case you’re wondering: the answer was “C”, “The Statute of Frauds will not bar enforcement of Mildred’s promise because her promise induced Sandra to perform, and injustice can be avoided only by enforcement.” Right—back to the grind.

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Hall, A.J.: Lust Over Pendle

[Split for import, originally part of the prior post; see that post for comments.]

I should mention that the Draco trilogy is not slash, though Harry/Draco seems to be popular. Actually, Draco seems to be popular; I suspect a lot of people feel that he ought to be more interesting than he is in the books so far. One work that also manages to make Draco interesting is A.J. Hall’s Lust Over Pendle, which was just completed and is, accordingly, the reason I’m writing this now.

Lust Over Pendle is slash, and Draco/Neville, of all things. I should say that I’m generally not inclined towards slash, for two reasons. First, I don’t comprehend the impulse. Why heterosexual female fans would want canonically heterosexual male characters falling into bed with each other—nope, sorry, don’t understand. Second, I just don’t find reading about sex between men very interesting. (I also don’t understand something else I’ve encountered poking around HP fandom, which is “ships,” or people rooting for a specific character pairing. As far as I’m concerned, there’s not enough in canon for me to have any opinion; they’re barely into puberty, after all. I’ll buy a relationship if Rowling or any other does a good job of it, and that’s all. [2])

Lust Over Pendle doesn’t push my dislike-of-slash buttons for a couple of reasons. It begins with the relationship already in existence, several years after Draco & Neville, we are told, came out (separately). It’s far less work for me to believe that the sexuality of minor characters, who we last saw at fourteen or so, might not be what it appeared then. (There’s an interesting discussion of the interaction between slash and homosexuality on Mahoney’s LiveJournal.) Also, as the author says in the rating, “non-explicit sexual situations occur, but I would hate to disappoint anyone who is misled by the title into expecting anything really racy on that front.” And beyond all that, it’s a lovely and believable relationship. We aren’t told that much about how they got to be the people they are today, but you can see the traces of their canon selves, and it works.

There are a number of notable things about this novel. For one, anyone who’s complained that sf needs more cranky old women really ought to check this out. The main thing, though, is the tone, which is impressive in a very baffling sort of way—because I have no idea how the author pulls it off. The summary of the initial chapters describes it as

A comedy of manners, in the Golden Age detective thriller genre, set in the year immediately after Voldemort’s fall. . . . [A] Daily Prophet paparazzo manages to take a sneak photograph on the beach at an exclusive Indian Ocean hideaway resort, and the families of both Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy find themselves Very Startled Indeed. . . .

It is indeed a comedy of manners, and a clever and light and funny one. At the same time, it convincingly portrays Voldemort’s defeat as a war, an actual modern war with allied commanders, sweaty moments on urgent missions, people being stuck doing necro-cryptography during the mopping up phase, and combat flashbacks—very different from the mythic one-on-one confrontation I imagine Rowling to be working up to. (There is a passing reference that suggests it did come down to Harry at the end, but the full backstory isn’t given; I’d love to read it if the author wanted to write it.) Quite nasty things happen during the story as well, and yet it manages to preserve the light tone while treating the nasty things seriously. I can’t really think of anything that pulls off quite the same effect; Barry Hughart, for slightly different values of light tone, but that’s all that comes to mind right now. It’s quite an accomplishment.

I could quote pages from this; I shall try to spare you. (I read this because of Morgan’s recommendation, which is worth reading and has some more quotes.) Here’s part of the section from the first chapter that convinced me to keep reading:

During what wizards and witches were now coming to refer to as Recent Events Voldemort had had a simple initiation test for those recruits who – depressingly – had flocked to join him after his initial successes. If they wished to become a Death Eater they must kill a victim selected for them at random, within twenty-four hours, without assistance. Furthermore, if Voldemort’s star should fall, it would be clear to the whole world that the individual’s decision to take the test had been one of pure free will: no hope this time of sheltering behind Imperius.

Dying in the attempt was a honourable end (and, of course, neatly weeded out those whose incompetence might embarrass the Dark Lord later). Failing to carry out the test and surviving was not an option. Refusing the test, warning the intended victim, and then walking back to Voldemort’s HQ to inform his second in command that one had done so was an act of such spectacularly suicidal stupidity that a depressed lemming would have earnestly counselled against it.

Even if the second in command concerned was the recruit’s own father. Especially if the second in command was the recruit’s own father.

Naturally, in the aftermath of Recent Events, when the wizard world had leisure to think once more, the question of Why? tended to arise. Various far-fetched theories were spun as to what exactly had happened the night Draco Malfoy went out to murder Hermione Granger, and returned some hours later, to tell his father that, actually, he thought becoming a Death Eater was a rotten idea, and he’d rather be excused.

Perhaps the best explanation was, after all, the simplest: Voldemort, whose grasp of his own psychology was, by that time, slipping considerably, had simply failed to appreciate that dislike, even intense dislike, is much further from hatred than it appears. Killing someone whom you have seen across the breakfast table for nearly half your life cannot be comfortably classified as mere garbage disposal, or the clinical negativing of a subject, however much you may have cringed inside at every bite of toast they ate for every breakfast of every week of that time.

Why, in any event, was not a question that occurred to Lucius Malfoy. His main objective was damage limitation. Thirty-odd years in the Dark Lord’s service had polished his ability to regard people as things to a high degree.

Twenty minutes later Draco was lying in a deserted quarry forty miles from Voldemort’s headquarters, already feeling the first effects of the Death in Life Potion his father had forced down his throat. . . .

Some time later that evening, it appears, Lucius Malfoy mentioned to his wife that he had dealt with a potential family embarrassment.

This was a tactical misjudgement possibly never equalled since that of the general whose last words had been

“Don’t worry, they can’t possibly hit an elephant at this dist-“

It has great characters and dialogue as well, of which one of my favorite bits is this exchange between Draco, Neville, and Melanie, a Muggle working near Malfoy Manor (who has, at this point, had rather a difficult night):

“You think you might be being stalked by a homophobic werewolf?”

Her voice went up into an uncontrollable shriek. Draco shrugged.

“Well, weirder things have happened.”

Her brain analysed this sentence for perhaps two seconds. She threw her head back with sheer disbelief.

“Weirder things have happened? In what universe are we talking about here?”

Neville and Draco exchanged glances.

“She’s right, you know. That one would be a bit weird, even for us.”

My only complaint about Lust Over Pendle is that it ends a touch abruptly, though the Epilogue addresses some of that. You know, one of the reasons I consider myself an optimist is that I assume the corollary to Sturgeon’s Law is, “10% of everything is pretty good.” That doesn’t necessarily follow; but whether it’s 10% or much less than that, some of everything is truly excellent. It’s nice to have my optimism rewarded with these fics. (My only general complaint is that I hate reading long things on the computer, and I wish for digital paper or personal print-on-demand or something like that, to save my poor eyes—being unable to justify printing out hundreds of pages on any printer I have access to.)

(I’ve been mostly reading things that I found recommended in people’s LiveJournals, which probably accounts for the prevalence of novel-length, Draco-featuring works. I did find a short story, “6 Ways of Unpinning a Butterfly,” by Serious Black, that’s worth a look: a very nice narrative voice from Cho’s point of view.)

[2] For example: also on Morgan’s recommendation, I took a look at Telanu’s work, which is Harry/Snape. Not something I would have looked at on my own, as it sounds deeply improbable, but it’s extremely well done. Most of it is not my kind of thing for reasons beyond the writer’s control—but I was very impressed by two pieces set after 70-odd years of marriage, “War Begets Quiet” and its prequel, “Noise” (as usual, I recommend reading in publication order). Okay, “Noise” made me bawl like an infant. Hey, us newlyweds are allowed to be soppy about things like that. Not cheery reading at all, but short, elegant, and powerful. [back]

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Claire, Cassandra: Draco Trilogy

Belated edit: for reasons set forth succinctly here, I am convinced that Claire plagiarized several other works of in fiction in this trilogy. I therefore no longer recommend that anyone read it.

A preliminary note. A while ago, I was surprised to discover that my mother was reading this book log, since Mom and I have almost no overlap in our fiction tastes. It’s not just that we don’t read the same things; except for Tolkien, the appeal of speculative fiction is mostly a mystery to Mom, and if I were in that position, I wouldn’t find most of this log very interesting. So, Mom, if you’re reading this now: you might as well go do something else, because you’re going to find this really strange . . .

On Monday, I saw that some online fiction I’d been reading was complete. After bouncing in happiness, I said, “Oh, hell, this means I have to write it up for the book log, and that means that I have to explain about how I started reading it, and I don’t have time for that.” And really, I still don’t. But I’m very happy with a big practice test we just took, so I deserve a reward (besides, after this weekend and a day next week set aside for roller coasters, this is it for free time until the end of the month).

So. I’ve been reading Harry Potter fan fiction. Some of it’s slash.

Don’t look at me like that—I’ll put the stuff I’ve been reading up against, say, John Ringo, any day . . . (Sorry, Trent.)

It’s true, I am not a tremendous Harry Potter fan—I enjoy the books, but as I mentioned when the movie came out, I don’t spend a lot of time on them. Some explanation is accordingly in order.

It starts with Cassandra Claire’s Very Secret Diaries (start with the first one on her LiveJournal and go forward), which began as a spoof of bad LoTR slash and ended up being wildly popular around the beginning of this year. They’re extremely funny and, like a number of people, I started haunting her LiveJournal to see when a new one would come out. Then, a few months ago, she mentioned that she had a separate journal for Harry Potter things, and, being curious and ever-willing to procrastinate by mucking around on the ‘net, I went and had a look. And then had a look at the “My Website” link, which led to her Draco Trilogy, Draco Dormiens, Draco Sinister, and Draco Veritas. And then I was hooked.

The Very Secret Diaries are, indeed, very funny. But they started as short spoofs and they remain that; there’s no place in the current format for much else. The Draco Trilogy is also very funny. But it’s made up of novels; the shortest, Draco Dormiens, would print out at something well over a hundred pages, and the other two are considerably longer. And they’re good.

True, the series uses some rather well-worn plot devices of fantasy and romance—it kicks off with Ye Olde Body Switch, and later on we get prophesied heirs (which confirms what we all knew, that Hermione is really a Ravenclaw), love spells, more mistaken identities, and people being Not Dead After All. But what comes out of this is worth it: fabulous dialogue, complicated characters, and tangled emotional relationships. The characters sound like, not the people in Rowling’s books, but what those might grow up to be. And Draco is made interesting, which at the time I found really impressive, even if it does take temporarily putting him in Harry’s body to manage it. (There are also a number of references to other works that indicate that the author has good taste in reading, including an extended reference to Pamela Dean’s Secret Country trilogy (I didn’t know that The Secret Country and The Hidden Land were originally one book).)

There is a fair share of angst among the silliness, particularly Draco Veritas, which promises to get even more angsty as it progresses. Tasty angst, it’s true, but it might be too much for some people. (I do admit to occasionally wanting to hand all of them copies of the alt.poly FAQ and say, here, now will you all go set up house somewhere and be quiet?) As a work in progress, I’m enjoying DV slightly less than the others: it’s a mystery and a lot of the characters are hiding things, both of which would be fine if I were reading it all at once, but when it’s spread out over months, it makes it harder to stay involved. (Also, there is a legal maneuver in that latest chapter that, well, let’s just say that the wizarding world has a really screwy legal system, to take something that would be a perfectly good default rule and make it an absolute one . . . )

At any rate, it’s been a while since I read the rest of the series, so I can’t quote pieces for you now. Well, I could, but that would mean scanning through it for good quotes, and then I’d get sucked into re-reading the whole thing, and did I mention I really don’t have any time right now? (Besides, this is turning out to be long enough as it is.) Trust me and go read it, anyway.

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